1, husband and wife live beside the railway, every time when having sex, with train rhythm, feel happy! One night after her affectionate, sweating, sighed: old! The very next day newspaper: fuck, the train speed!
2, sister-in-law Eger J's pocket, and always dig very deep, brother-in-law deliberately pocket apart, sister-in-law is cut to a little heat. Aunt Chen strange way: hum! Brother-in-law really stingy, put the sausage too long also reluctant to give me to eat!
3, a hero of the battle of limbs had no call to the women's Federation, request to do matchmaker for his. The women's Federation said: we should, but we want for the parties responsible, I wonder if you will have sex? Hero: of course, otherwise I call I dial
4, Sun Wukong and the king to the open room, after he said: his mother demon is the demon, hymen also so thick! Baigujing says: your mama B, dead monkey, not impatient, I didn't take off your panties do!
5, the world's eight bitter: in the
converse Donna middle of the night to wash underwear, widow of three grinding bean curd, Miss coquettish unoccupied, beauty B in Ling has, leadership was discipline office, a blind man
occhiali da sole gucci lighting a walk at night, the street beggar sleeping, married to a mistress!
6, a weekend outing people borrow the car, on the way met a friend's wife, the police questioned:
prezzo converse the car is yours? Answer: friends. Q: the car is your wife? Answer: is a friend. Police said: what a good friend!
7, good man standard: politics, politics does not play politics, the family did not forget to remember the kindness of heavy friendship, good drinking often drink do not drink more, respect people understand not calculate a person, love a woman protecting women don't fool around with women.
8, a US soldier in Iraq than combat, that eyes suddenly blindness. Mil let beauty nurses strip off the dress stand before him ask: can you see? Answer: the invisible soldier! Doctor: you have two rounds up!
9, the male genitalia are the best in the world leading cadres, it never become visible outside the glory
christian louboutin saldi of achievement! It is good at attacking each other and make it feel cheerful! It's like making friction and make everyone happy! To keep a low profile after the victory!
10, a horse fell in love with a donkey, said: I love you! The donkey said: I love
Ralph Lauren Donna you too! Ma said: you kissed me! The donkey said: No, my mother said, irrelevant answer!
11, the woman asks the man to the woman the most loving man: you guess what? What? What things hard? The man smiled, his face red, stunned speechless. Woman: idiot! Let me tell you, money, relationship between hard!
12, old two bedroom off. The
chemise armani old man on: old people whip small nose much less; the old Xia Lian: thinner B old bastard lamb exercise enough. The old man a streamer: love exercise does not speak does not speak to sleep!
13, a customer ordered a donkey, this dish, intentionally ask Miss dishes, Miss blushed, the customer satisfiedly clip a into his mouth. Then Miss said: This is to asses B put things!
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